Sometimes,
you do stupid things. Like doing your own ice cream, and then put the freezing
bowl into the freezer, instead of moving the ice cream into a different
container. It took 2 hours last night no get the ice cream soft enough to
scoop. As I STILL didn’t move the ice cream into a new container, I’m looking at
2 hours of idly waiting for my ice cream… *sigh*
I intend to
use these two hours to do a crazy casting couch. And with crazy, I mean that I
will not cast actors as characters (well, that too), but characters as
characters. Where, or even why, I got this idea, I don’t know. I just can’t
explain it. This is part serious, part humor, but mostly serious. Only, as you
can’t really cast characters that doesn’t exit as characters in other movies as
characters that doesn’t exist…. Let’s just say, take it with a grain… no…
truckload… of salt.
I intend to
do one casting couch on each book I own, unless they are straightforward series
or something. No point casting every Nancy Drew book I have. Yeah… I have
those, too. I’ve been a kid. I have over
400 books, and I will try to look at them all. First I thought I’d look at them
in the same order as they stand in my book shelves, but as my immediate
inspiration is The nightrunner series, I’ll just take it backwards instead. My
book are sorted according to size. Largest (Tallest) book at the top left,
smallest (shortest) book at the bottom right. Actually, Nightrunners is 6th
from the bottom right, so I’m cheating a little. I’ll take the other 5 too,
don’t worry.
Today’s exercise:
The Nightrunner series, book 1: Luck in the Shadows, and book 2: Stalking
Darkness.
So, I’m
currently reading the Nightrunners now for the 4th time since I discovered them
in, well, actually it was during the Pride in Stockholm 2012. The bookstore had
Casket of souls out special for the occasion. That’s when I wanted to read it.
Didn’t buy it until my birthday in March this year, so 4 times since March. So…
Thank you Lynn Flewelling, for writing the best fantasy series I’ve read for
the last 10 years. That it’s yaoi is just a great bonus.
So, let me
run this down for everyone who hasn’t read them:
Young northerner
Alec, wanderer, hunter, orphan, is thrown into Asengai’s dungeons. Exactly who
Asengai is, I don’t know, but probably some lord with a holding in the North.
(Don’t ask why I capitalize North. I don’t think the author did.) There, he is
joined by another prisoner who doesn’t intend to stay in prison for very long.
The second prisoner, later known as Seregil, who is an Aurënfaie (essentially:
elf (Tolkien, not Santa)), takes Alec with him on a whim, they head down to a
town called Wolde, steal a wooden coin, meet up with a friend of Seregil’s
called Micum Cavish, gets ambushed, Micum parts ways with them, and Alec and
Seregil goes on by boat towards the country, and it’s capital, where Seregil
lives. Seregil dresses up as a woman for the passage on boat, witch… Yeah…
well, fools everyone until the captain finds him with his pants down… eh…
skirts up… Oh, and during this time, he’s also sick and half mad, because of
that coin. Left to try to fend for them both alone, Alec manages to take them
to Skala and its capital city Rhiminee (wonderful name, by the way), where he
is met by the wizard and old friend of Seregil’s, Nysander, and the wizard’s
apprentice, Thero. They soon get Seregil to his feet. Did I mention Alec chanced
a meeting with the youngest(?) princess of Skala on the way down, and carried
out a whole conversation about horses with her, without ever realizing Klia was
a princess? This story could have ended right there, but… No way, we’re barely beginning.
Back on his feet, Seregil installs himself and Alec at the inn The Cockerell
and then, it’s back to business. Seregil is known in certain circles as “The
Rhiminee Cat”. That’s who you contact when you need something done of the…
shady sort. Recovering compromising letters, spying, the occasional love token delivered.
All under the cover of darkness, of course. He trains Alec, and as a…
graduation… he gives Alec the solo mission of burgling a house in the Noble
Quarter, without telling him he’s burgling Seregil’s own home, or that Seregil
will be inside, throwing a party. What a ruse…
Anywho, so Seregil
is a lord, kin to Queen Idrilain of Skala, a nightrunner and a Watcher. The
watcher are the Queens spies, thieves, advisers, whatever she needs, but they
also have a greater purpose. The wizard Nysander has in his possession 2 items,
one of them that cursed wooden disk, of deadly danger. He is trying to protect
the items, and all the people in Skala, from a foe Seregil and Alec made
themselves up in Wolde, the Plenimaran lord Mardus. Mardus intend to take
possession of the 2 items, and some other, and finish the Helm of Seriamaius
(did I spell that right? *shrugs*), the… death god? Of Plenimar. Necromancy and
stuff. Killing a million people with a thought. Are you noticing that I’m
running out of steam? Court intrigues, Seregil gets implemented, they clear his
name, Alec and Klia are almost killed in a fire, stuff, secret stuff, more
stuff, Seregil tells Alec that Alec is a faie, (ok, he is, because humans are
called Tirfaie by the Aurënfaie, but Alec is probably (really, we get to know
later) Hazadrielfaie), Alec and Seregil confess their love, bittersweet ending,
fin books 1-2. (Yeah, I know. Go read the books if you want to read more.)
That’ll do
for now. Let’s put a cast to this heavy-hitter.
Casting the
North
The North
isn’t all that character-heavy, as it were. I’m a bit torn as to put Seregil
here or not, but I think I will, just because it’s where he and Alec meet.
There are, of course, a handful of minor characters, but I won’t even bother
with them. So the line-up stands as follows:
Alec (later
known as Alec I Amasa of Kerry and Alec of Ivywell): Cloud Strife. Now here me
out on this, because I know it’s a weird thought. BEFORE Cloud became the
moping emo he is today (basically, before the end of FF7 and Sephiroth did
that… thing…) Cloud was very much the wide-eyed optimist. Without being gullible,
he took life and the world in a stride without lingering all that much on the
past. While I’d argue that Alec’s “growing-up”-curve is much steeper than
Cloud’s, and Cloud’s “growing-up”-curves final point is rather on the
catastrophic side, somewhere mid-stories they seem rather equal. That’s why I
think Cloud could pull of playing Alec in a movie. I can’t answer for his
archery skills, though…
Seregil I
Korit: Here’s probably the weirdest casting choice ever made: Clopin from
Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame. You know, that guy that tells the story
in the beginning, with that epic song, and… well. Both are pretty much the
high-spirited rogues, with a streak of deadly serious. Seregil has no problem
going between his roles as nightrunner, watcher, lesser lord or any other that
he “plays to the hilt”, and I just get the feeling that Clopin wouldn’t either.
Maybe we need to shed some years from Clopin before giving him the role,
Seregil being the perpetual youth.
Captain
Rhal of the “Darter”: Ok, this was hard. I thought about this for four days
before coming up with a solution. Admiral Hackett in Mass Effect crossed with
Long John Silver in Disney’s Treasure Planet. Here’s my reasoning: If you’d
cross them, they would look the part. And with shrewdness and humor of Long
John Silver and the authority commanded by Hackett, this would work wonders.
And as Silver was voiced by Brian Murray in English and Sven Wollter in
Swedish, and Hackett was voiced by Lance Henriksen… *fangirl dreaming*.
Casting the
villains
As we meet
our first villains in the North, Wolde to be exact, I’ll just cast them now.
Duke Mardus
of Plenimar: This Plenimaran bastard is a bit hard for me to grasp. But I see
someone imposing. Like… Shan Yu, you know, the Hun leader in Disney’s Mulan.
Clean him up a bit, cure him of whatever weird sickness he has in his eyes…
yeah, I can see that.
Vargûl
Ashnazai: Tim Curry! This was actually the first one I settled on. The first
role I remember seeing him in was as the Cardinal Richelieu in The Three
Musketeers from 1993 (Another Disney movie… what’s wrong with me?) and he was
just so deliciously devious and creepy. He just needs to shrink a little, then
he’s good to go as this Plenimaran bastard of a necromancer.
Irtuk
Beshar: Female (? *nods*) corpse (?) =) Yeah, she was once a pretty woman, I
think. I’m thinking ice queen like Cersei Lannister or something Nicole Kidman
could pull off. For her later appearance… Nicole Kidman as a mummy, anyone?
Casting
Watermead
Ok, so,
Seregils friend Micum Cavish they met in the north, that’s why I opt to take
Watermead before Rhiminee.
Micum
Cavish: Another very weird choice: King
Triton in Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Micum is kindhearted, calm, pretty much
Seregil’s opposite in temper. But still a badass warrior if need-be. King
Triton is all of these, and with only three daughters to contend with instead
of 7, I think he’d call it vacation. I also imagine Triton as being a red-head,
like his youngest daughter, and lite Micum.
Kari Cavish:
Micum’s wife. Another no-brainer. Lady Catelyn from Game of thrones. Kind,
caring, strong, bunch of kids… Yeah. Perfect. She looks the part too. I’m not
sure, though, whether I want Lady Catelyn or Michelle Fairley to play the part.
Becka
Cavish: This feisty read-headed wannabe soldier, oldest daughter to Micum and
Kari, and after having spent a couple of weeks training together, Alec’s
almost-sister, should be played by Aveline in Dragon Age 2. They’re actually so
much alike, although Aveline being, what, 10 years older than Becka, that I
sometimes wonder if the DA2 writers didn’t read this book before creating her.
Maybe it’s just me.
Elsbeth
Cavish: Hello, little mouse. Ok, I doubt she’s a mouse, but she is the quiet,
book-smart middle daughter of Micum and Kari. Seregil tends to spoil her with
books. For this role, I cast Sophie Hatter of Miyazaki’s Howl’s moving castle
(which is based on a book. Go read. It’s really good.) before she is turned
into a little old lady. Quiet, a little mousy, but I’m sure she can bite back
when she needs to.
Illia
Cavish: This was SO HARD I needed help. So thank you all in my forum-thread at
Familjeliv who came up with great suggestions! I finally settled on Kajsa Kavat
(known as Brenda Brave to all you englishspeakers reading my blog). Kajsa in
the short TV-movie is only four, but I think she would be great as the
high-spirited, chatty 7- (or was it 6 or 8) year-old girl.
Casting the
Orëska House
Nysander: I
thought about this for the better part of four hours until I came up with: Liam
Neeson. I think this is my love for voices shining through. I think what made
me go there was Neeson’s portrayal of Ra’s al-Guhl in Batman begins, which is a
complete oxymoron. Nysander is kind, compassionate and intelligent, all he has
in common with Ra’s is intelligence. The other tings Ra’s is not. I think.
Never saw him as such at any rate. But on the other hand, Nysander can be just
as deadly, so I think it’s a good match.
Thero:
Nysanders apprentice Thero is quiet, a little stuck up and he and Seregil HATES
each other. Well, maybe hate is a bit harsh. They are more like... Jealous
brothers, vying for their father’s attention. This is another that gives me
grief. First thought: David Krumholtz, as seen as Bernard in The Santa Clause.
Second thought: Antonio Banderas, if he was 20 again. Third thought: Lightning
Farron in the beginning of Final Fantasy XIII. Then I gave up. So maybe all
three of them, as a hybrid…
Magyana: Wynne
in Dragon Age Origins. We don’t get to know much about Magyana in these two
books, but my feeling of her is that she is a lady that is nice and kind and
can handle herself. Like Wynne.
Ylinestra:
Another ice queen, at least that’s my impression. Sure, she seems kind and
compassionate and more than a femme fatale, but something was always
off-putting about her to me. Like… The White Witch in The Lion, the Witch and
the Wardrobe. Tilda Swinton was great, but so was Barbra Kellerman. Very
different from each other, but still great.
Now, I need a rest, if I can ever sleep in this clammy weather we're having. I'll take the rest later.
All respect to Lynn Flewelling, and a great "thank you". It's been a while I had this great a time reading a book. I mean no harm in this Casting couch, just some fun, and I do want people to read your books.
Thanks to these users of Familjeliv.se, for giving me ideas for casting Illia: Sticka, Stumpan83, elyse, OLilly, Juniana, and especially Toppen9 for suggesting Kajsa Kavat.
