Dear Christians!
Thank you for the Bible. It's totally yaoi-licious.
Dear radical feminist!
Thank you for voicing your opinions. You always make me laugh at your absurdities.
Dear creationist!
READ A FUCKING BOOK! That's NOT the Bible.
Dear Hollywood-people behind the scenes!
Thank you for your hard work. Even if you only work on crap movies.
Dear A-list Actors!
You're not as special as you think you are!
Dear racists!
Who cares? Really?
Dear anti-theorists!
Why are you against the theory of evolution but no the theory of gravity? And also: Please study up on the definition of a scientific theory.
Dear anti-gay people!
Why do you care who others fall in love with? It's not like they fall in love with you....
Dear smokers!
I don't care if you smoke! Unless you blow your smoke in my face. Also, did you know there are more effective and less painful ways to kill yourself?
Dear radical diet X-believers!
People are DIFFERENT. Peoples bodies react different to different things. There is no "one diet fits all".
Dear CIO-moms!
Please read some research on babies and stress hormones, and tell me again why it's a good idea to ignore your kids....
Dear militant vegans!
I kill 1 cow and have meat for 4 months. 1 individual of 1 species. You kill ALL the cows, and thus have killed 401 species of mamal and insects FOR EVER. Who was protecting the animals, again?
Dear telemarketing people!
I don't have a registered phone number. So.... to bad for you.
Dear people of the "normal IQ bracket"!
You're not as smart as you think you are.
Dear "I know best, this is how you should do, it's so easy, you're so stupid" people!
Everyone doesn't have the same knowledge base, experiences or life that you do.
Dear great authors whose books I've read!
Thank you! Just... Thank you!
Dear great authors whose books I haven't yet had time to read!
Sorry I'm so slow, I will come around to that as soon as I have time.
Dear bad authors whose books I've read!
Thank you for getting me to realise just how much I should pick my litterature with care.
Dear bad authors whose books I haven't read!
Please send an angry letter to all the other bad authors whose books I've already read, and totally turned me off your books.
And finally:
Dear Santa!
You never did send me any christmas gifts, so how about a nice, big pile of yaoi for my birthday? And some tickets to Tokyo. That'd be great!
Yours truly
Aniiee, the yaoi fangirl, female otaku
